24 June, 2005

Have a break!

Got an email from a friend from back home. Very funny so I'm translating to english and hope the essense stays intact! Here it goes:

BIG QUESTIONS

1. What did BinLaden say when he saw the Pisa Tower?

"Amateurs!"

2. What do mobile phones and Olympiakos (Greek Soccer Team) have in common?

"Both don't work abroad!"

3. What do a married man and a single man have in common?

"They think the other actually has sex!"

4. Why we call the heart surgery "by-pass"?

"Because if it fails ..."BYE"- Pas (=you are gone in Greek)!"

5. Why -"choose a stingy person"- has big nostrils?

"Because air is free!"

And the last one:

6. Why married guys are more fat than single guys?

-The sigle guys check what's in the fridge and go to bed.
-The married men check what's in the bed and go to the fridge!

2 comments:

Nightraveller said...

I love the last one, cant stop laughing!!! ha ha ha

Giancarlo said...

Isn't Furui loosing weight? I think he now weights 5-7 less kilograms than when he arrived to Japan last year. Bet he's not going to the fridge...